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JUNO March 12, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — burgessr19 @ 11:40 pm

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Some of my favorite quotes from the movie… 

Juno: This is not a food baby all right? I’ve taken like three pregnancy tests, and I’m forshizz up the spout.

Bleeker: Like I’d marry you! You’d be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren’t bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then ‘The Blair Witch Project’ was coming on Starz and you were like ‘I haven’t seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it’ and ‘but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la’.

Juno: As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Juno: Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”

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